Women Are Cats and Men Are Dogs
Cats Vs. Dogs
What are Cats you ask??
They do what they want when they want
They leave hair everywhere
They rarely listen to what you (as a dog) have to say
They want to be left alone when you want to play
They expect to be waited on hand and foot
They can be VERY moody
They could care less if you are home or not
They are content to find a patch of sun and bask in their happiness
THEREFORE: Cats are miniature women in little fur coats
What is a Dog you ask??
They can look dumb and very lovable at the same time
When they aren’t happy, they growl
When you want to play they would love to play
They want to play when you want to be left alone
They don’t clean up the mess they leave behind
They don’t listen to you when you are in the same room but can hear you open
a bag of Doritos a block away
They do disgusting things with their mouths and then want to give you a big kiss
They can spend the entire day laying on the couch
They go right for your private parts as soon as they meet you
THEREFORE: Dogs are miniature men in little fur coats
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